17th December 02:52am

This morning brought an end to 48 hours of mischief making, of which this is the only photographic evidence I managed to capture. It shows streetlights and the Moon reflected in the Bristol Cut.

Items of note:

1. Everyone should dance, a lot, even if you think you look rubbish, it doesn’t matter, it’s food.

2. That certain magic that hangs in the air like a spectre when you spend time with certain people.

3. A lovely singer who made me want to weep and swing at the same time.

4. No, no, no, you cannot control how you feel.

5. “Wit of the Staircase” is named so for a reason.

6. I needed help and the Hive Mind stepped up. Thanks Hive Mind!

7. I’m not sure where I am going.

8. I’m ready to sleep.

9. I test drove a basement.

10. Persistence is worthwhile.

Tips

I’m pissed, here’s some advice:

  1. When it comes down to people, and what they do, there is no such thing as normal.
  2. You can’t control how you feel, but you can control how you feel about how you feel.
  3. Don’t eat things that come from sad animals.
  4. Everything is connected.
  5. If you want someone, and they don’t want you back, try not to take it personally.
  6. Avoid time wasters.
  7. The brain you already have inside your head is probably the best piece of technology that will ever exist. User guides are available.
  8. Don’t trust people who tell you how to live.

(T)