I’m pissed, here’s some advice:

1. When it comes down to people, and what they do, there is no such thing as normal.
2. You can’t control how you feel, but you can control how you feel about how you feel.
3. Don’t eat things that come from sad animals.
4. Everything is connected.
5. If you want someone, and they don’t want you back, try not to take it personally.
6. Avoid time wasters.
7. The brain you already have inside your head is probably the best piece of technology that will ever exist. User guides are available.
8. Don’t trust people who tell you how to live.

(T)