On the Skywalkers…

Youngest: Daddy, how many people did Darth Vader kill?
Parent: Well, he killed lots of people. He murdered all the Jedis.
Youngest: And how many people did Luke kill?
Parent: Not very many I think. Mostly monsters and some stormtroopers as far as I remember.
Eldest: Hang on, didn’t Luke destroy the Death Star?
Parent: Yes, yes he did.
Eldest: So he actually killed LOADS of people, lots more than Darth Vader did.
Parent: You’ve got a point there.

“When they ran into each other while doing their respective make-up tests, McDiarmid asked what he was doing there,”

“I don’t know, Ian. I think it’s something to do with science fiction.”