Actual overheard conversation between 4 year old (not mine) and 5 year old (not mine either):

4 year old: What’s this?

5 year old: It’s a toy gun.

4 year old: What do you do with a gun?

5 year old: You shoot people with it.

4 year old: Oh.

beat

4 year old: Then what do you do?

5 year old: You shoot them again.

Fortune: “Well, I can’t tell you how proud I am, writing down things I can’t understand.“