On the Skywalkers…

  • Youngest: Daddy, how many people did Darth Vader kill?
  • Parent: Well, he killed lots of people. He murdered all the Jedis.
  • Youngest: And how many people did Luke kill?
  • Parent: Not very many I think. Mostly monsters and some stormtroopers as far as I remember.
  • Eldest: Hang on, didn’t Luke destroy the Death Star?
  • Parent: Yes, yes he did.
  • Eldest: So he actually killed LOADS of people, lots more than Darth Vader did.
  • Parent: You’ve got a point there.