At the Zoo (first animal in)

  • 8 year old: What are these maps?
  • Parent: Well, the red shows where in the world flamingos actually live.
  • 8 year old: Why do they live in those places.
  • Parent: Well I think it might be because all those place are hot and damp, so there’s water, they like water.
  • 8 year old: It’s not red where we live.
  • Parent: No, they don’t normally live in England.
  • 8 year old: So why are they here.
  • Parent: Well, people brought them here, built them this enclosure, and they get fed everyday.
  • 8 year old: Oh…
  • 8 year old: So they’re trapped.
  • Parent: Um..well…yes…I suppose they are.
  • 8 year old: >>wanders off giggling to herself<<

Dream 20.04.10

Charlotte Church sings me the theme tune for the new pocket notebook I just made for myself.

She sings “Paul’s New Notebook” to the tune of “Pie Jesu”.

I think: “I bet Cheryl Cole wouldn’t’ve done that for free”.